Brain Dead

Oh shit...I'm thinking in camelCase again...and celebrating with aLittlePoem...

function(postDoc)
for time = now : paperIsDone

deadlinePressure = 1/(paperIsDone-now);

goTime = (rand*motivation)+deadlinePressure

if (goTime >= goCritical)

justDoIt = 1;

switch (motivationalState)

case procrastination

gettingShitDone = round(rand);

selfTorture = 1;

case inspiration

gettingShitDone = 1;

selfTorture = numHoursInChair;

case lossOfMomentum

gettingShitDone = 1 - (log(howCloseYouAre));

selfTorture = Inf;

end

if selfTorture > numHoursInChair

timeToStartProgrammingInstead= 1;

end

else

goSurfing;

end

end
return;